a short list of things allison argent should be wearing
- lace lingerie
- thigh highs
- spiked heels
- leather jackets
- nipple piercings
- the blood of her enemies
- lydia martin
Worst lie you told your parents? (x)
*moment of shock that Tyler Hoechlin has ever told a lie that wasn’t to spare someone’s feelings*
He probably ate two cookies instead of one.
He probably said fart in church
He probably stayed up past his bed time
I don’t know about a motto to sum up entirely who I am, but one thing I’ve always lived by, and people try and convince me out of it, and I just don’t believe in it is, I’ve never been a dater. I’ve never gone on true dates before. Really, with anyone. I’ve had a few boyfriends before but I’ve never truly just gone on random dates. When people ask why, I’ve always said I feel like dates are like interviews, and I refuse to be romantically employed.
you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs
i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time